"We got to get him a Cub hat over there"

More from the Sun-Times: I spent most of the long, cold winter pining away for articles like this one.

Cubs manager Lou Piniella does seem to take exception, though, to seeing the President wearing that old, worn Sox hat he does so often.

"We got to get him a Cub hat over there," Piniella said. "We can sneak Chief Wahoo over there."

Huh?

"Who is it?" Piniella said, grasping for the right character. "Yeah, Ronnie Wahoo."

Or maybe even Ronnie Woo-Woo. Close enough.

Please, Lou, never change.