Oh, and

Today I was on the phone with my friend R., the Red Sox fan.  She said in this really thoughtful way, "If baseball players were dinosaurs, Big Papi would be a brontosaurus.  But Zambrano would be that thing they discovered - you know, the craziest dinosaur of all.  What is it called?  The Megasaurus?  I think they named it something stupid like that."

I'm not sure what she was thinking of (googling "Megasaurus" will get you hilarious but not-very-useful results), but she is correct: if there is a dinosaur that fits that description, that is what Z would be.  If baseball players were dinosaurs, of course.