"Look at how that pitcher [Cueto] is wearing his hat. That is so strange, isn't it? He looks crazy. What kind of angle is that? He's making me nervous. He's hitting batters, almost hitting batters, and his hat is crazy. Oh, here comes the infield. Somebody needs to knock his hat right off. Maybe one of the Cubs will knock it off with the ball. NOW HE TOOK HIS HAT OFF AND PUT IT BACK ON AT THE WEIRD ANGLE. What is wrong with him? Somebody help."
And so on.
Also, Geo continues to light up my world, with his baserunning and what my friend R. calls "baby-bird hair." Also, I may be developing Feelings for Rich Harden. You know what I mean.
