Okay, I'm pretty sure no one finds the
Randy Johnson thing as hilarious as I do, but, good Lord, that man is terrifying. According to his MLB profile, he is 6'10 (true) and 73 years old (probably not true). When I opened his profile in order to look for some more things to make fun of, I could only look at it for one second before I screamed and started hitting the back button.
Horrible. Jessie pointed out last night that Randy Johnson is a giant who grinds bones to make his bread, and that is all that can really be said about that.
In much less horrifying news,
the Cubs re-sign Dempster. Thank goodness. Hopefully that means I don't have to worry about the Big Unit skulking around like a monster.
2 comments:
You'd have to cut him down and check his rings to know his age. And you'd never get close enough. Because he eats people.
Oh, good one. I really don't think I could deal with him hanging around all year, scaring everybody. 6'10, seriously?
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